Drop the “The.” Just “Facebook.”
The chicken network.
Remember the algorithm on the window at Kirkland?
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“You have part of my attention, you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?”
“I need my CFO.”
“I’m on my way.”
From that point on, it was a Seanathon.