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cookiestome:

Drop the “The.” Just “Facebook.”

 #oscar winner in my heart 

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angelaccountant:

#best line in the world of everything

pouncysilverkitten:

The chicken network.

 #it’s funny because you can take the term #the chicken network in another sense #that both mark and eduardo were both too chicken too tell each other what they really felt #that they needed each other #or /how/ badly they needed each other #because they did but they just expected each other to know that and then it just falls to shit #and they never really had that courage to explain what they really wanted to say #wait oops that wasn’t funny at all

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Remember the algorithm on the window at Kirkland?

never ending list of favorite movies - The Social Network

“You have part of my attention, you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?”

“I need my CFO.”
“I’m on my way.”

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From that point on, it was a Seanathon.

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You don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies.

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